(To be read in the voice of Alec Baldwin)
Amy is turning thirty, and she found herself thinking what is it that makes me most happy? The answer was, quite simply, being surrounded by those that she loves.
Feeling confident that she could make decisions so easily, she then asked herself and what about second-most happy? The answer to this question turned out to be much more complex than the first, and for days she was plagued with questions of love and mortality, grandiose notions of the universe, and whether or not there was really a competition between Doughboys Doughnuts and Doughnut Time (there isn't, Doughboys is king, how dare you).
After the stress of trying to put her thoughts into an orderly list, she at last concluded the following:
3. Sweets (both edible and drinkable)
4. Extended dialogue
5. Love songs
6. Fancy dress
So it is with my absolute pleasure (me, Alec Baldwin), to announce that you are invited to share in these happiest moments of life with Amy, on her birthday this year.
Saturday, 22nd April 2017 at 6pm
1 Reid Street, Fitzroy North
and theme will be:
If after reading this, you find yourself saying things aloud like "What is a Wes Anderson and where do I get one?" or "I wonder what a Wes Anderson tastes like," then this might be just what you need...
Wes Anderson is a deliciously tasty director of very fine films and other delicacies. He happens to be the best director that lives, and you might have already seen one of his films without realising it.
Please find following a brief list of masterpieces, that you can draw your costume inspiration from.
Three friends plan to pull off a simple robbery and go on the run.
The extracurricular king of Rushmore preparatory school is put on academic probation.
An estranged family of former child prodigies reunites when their father announces he is terminally ill.
With a plan to exact revenge on a mythical shark that killed his partner, oceanographer Steve Zissou rallies a crew that includes his estranged wife, a journalist, and a man who may or may not be his son.
A year after their father's funeral, three brothers travel across India by train in an attempt to bond with each other.
An urbane fox cannot resist returning to his farm raiding ways and then must help his community survive the farmers' retaliation
A pair of young lovers flee their New England town, which causes a local search party to fan out to find them.
The adventures of Gustave H, a legendary concierge at a famous hotel from the fictional Republic of Zubrowka between the first and second World Wars, and Zero Moustafa, the lobby boy who becomes his most trusted friend.
It's going to be a cussing good night. Please RSVP below.